February 2012
128 posts
N.N.L.
N.N.L. = New Nigga Logic
Wait. Having feelings is bad now? STD bad? I thought it meant I was a human and not a robot. SMH. You new niggas are dumbasses that need hugs from your mom and dad. Fuckouttahere.
Most of the people asking are dudes. SMH. I had one lady ask and she told me she wanted to smang me. However, she is too talkative and has a history of crazy woman activities. So…yea…naw. She not fucking up my car OR my life.
COMMUNITY BACK MARCH 15
lestraade:
ACTUALLY SCREAMING
Ok. So there's something that's been on my mind...
kidkoni:
This whole “It’s just Twitter” thing…do y’all agree with that? I see people say that so much and I don’t know how to feel about it. People also say “This Twitter shit ain’t real” and things like that.
BUT THEN most of the same people will turn around and say stuff like “I’ve made so many connections on Twitter” or “I could seriously be friends with so many of y’all outside of here.”
...
Accused Via Twitter
Person I know: So, are you fucking [insert twitter name]? Cause ya’ll shol’ do tweet each other alot.
*blank stare* Really?
I didn’t know that if you tweet a certain person alot that means ya’ll smanging. SMH. People love making assumptions like its BBQ on the 4th of July. Its crazy. In this young year of 2012, I have been accused of fucking 5 of my lady followers. 5....
LOL @ Neek & Nik. They should make a sitcom.
kidkoni:
LOLOL! Neek & Nik would be the name of our show!
Neek & Nik OR Bacon & Koni OR Two Trill People That Love Titties. Me and Koni having show, we making it rain on the hoes.
To KidKoni
I mean this with love Koni…
Love you, Koni.
At 12am Central Standard Time
It will be 29 days before my birthday. I will be turning 27 years old.
I’m getting close to old ass dude status.
*deep sigh* I wish I could take a shot of Jack Daniels right now, but I’m at my place of work right now.
*shrug*
Watchclear-intentions:
kyssthis16:
incomparablyme:
The Obama Show on Saturday Night Live impersonating The Cosby Show Intro
STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
ctfuuuuuuuuuuu wowwwwwwww
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Just wanted to say HI to all of my followers....
onlyspeakfashion:
HEY YALL!
Hi Tasha!
Guccify Your Life: A Neek BS Blog
*Warning this blog is full of dumb shit and I felt like making it for no reason. Don’t try this at home or in this case…work*
No. Guccify is not a real word. I made it up. No, I’m not talking about the clothing label. I’m talking about the rapper with an ice cream cone and thunder bolts on his face. After listening to his drug dealer hood tales, I want to handle situations...
New Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming soon →
Michael Bay will be involved wit it. EVERYTHANG BLOWING UP!
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Pervs
*on the elevator at work with two older women around their 40s*
Lady 1: Have you heard of this Diggy person?
Lady 2: No gurl. Who is that? An actor?
Lady 1: No gurl. He's a cute little rapper boy. Look at him. *shows her picture in her phone*
Lady 2: Oh. He is cute. He looks young. How old is he?
Lady 1: He's 17. He can have all of this loving right here.
Lady 2: *laughs*
*elevator door opens and all three of us get off*
In my mind: These old ass women are pervs. SMH.
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whatevermotherfucker:
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vouisluitton:
dukeofmegadeus:
slimeprince:
sincere limp
:<
GEEK OF DUE MUD AS………. son of a bitch
ONTO UVULITIS
A TOP-RANK, MACABRE DRAB
CHOKE FEVER TRUE WARMTH
VOIDABLE MOUSTACHE
OFF DUMPY ENEMY 0_o
KNOB ACE GONE
*shrug* Eh. Blah.
Just got through talking to my old head and his wife. They have been married for over 26 years. That’s amazing.
We talked some stuff and his wife can’t wait until I get married. She said I will make a great husband one day.
Why do older women always say that to me? I’m not ready for the marriage life. Hell, I’m not girlfriend ready yet. Nonetheless, it was nice talking...
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